Sasha Obama’s Real Name Isn’t Sasha
You’ve all been deceived for eight long years.
You’ve spent the last eight years accustomed to the Obama family living in the White House and being the epitome of First Families. Barack and Michelle Obama have two biological daughters named Sasha and Malia. Well, think again America, because Sasha’s real name isn’t Sasha.
*insert MAJOR gasp!*
It turns out that Sasha is a nickname for her real name, Natasha, which has been on Barack Obama’s Wikipedia page the whole time, by the way. And during her summer gig at Martha’s Vineyard, she went by that name.
The internet, by the way, is freaking out.
Did anyone else know that #SashaObama‘s real name is Natasha???
Everything I know is a lie.
— Carolyn Copeland (@Carolyn_Copes) June 13, 2017
I can’t believe Obama was in office for 8 years and I’m just now finding out Sasha Obama’s real name is Natasha.
— Nelle (@babynelle_) June 12, 2017
Who knows what the truth is anymore. We can’t handle the truth; you can’t handle the truth.